{"product_id":"lard-last-temptation-of-reid-pre-order","title":"LARD - Last Temptation Of Reid *Pre-Order","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRelease Date Friday 23rd October 2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAll pre-orders will be dispatched\/made ready for collection on that day.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIndustrial noise terrorists LARD, the legendary collision of Jello Biafra and Ministry masterminds Al Jourgensen and Paul Barker, return with the long-awaited repress of their 1990 full-length masterpiece, The Last Temptation of Reid.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA vicious fusion of industrial metal, punk rock, political outrage, and black humor, The Last Temptation of Reid remains as relevant, confrontational, and sonically devastating today as it was when it first detonated over three decades ago. From the opening assault of “Forkboy” (later featured on the Natural Born Killers soundtrack) to the twisted brilliance of “Pineapple Face,” “Drug Raid at 4 AM,” and their unhinged reinvention of “They’re Coming to Take Me Away,” (originally performed by Napoleon XIV), LARD created a collection of songs that still sounds unlike anything before or since.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis new edition has been worth the wait. After production setbacks and multiple rounds of test pressings, Jello Biafra personally halted the project to completely remaster the album, ensuring it finally received the sonic treatment it deserved. The result is the best-sounding vinyl edition of The Last Temptation of Reid ever released. As a special bonus, this edition now includes bonus one sided 12” vinyl of “I Am Your Clock.” Originally a UK exclusive 12”, it’s never been repressed until now.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOriginally released on Alternative Tentacles in 1990, The Last Temptation of Reid captured the paranoia, hypocrisy, corruption, and media madness of its era with razor-sharp wit and a patented wall of noise and sonic wizardry. The unsettling truth is that it may hit even harder today.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTracklisting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e1 Forkboy\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e2 Pineapple Face\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e3 Mate Spawn And Die\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e4 Drug Raid At 4am\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e5 Can God Fill Teeth?\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e6 Bozo Skeleton\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e7 Sylvestre Matuschka\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e8 They're Coming to Take Me Away\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e9 I Am Your Clock\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 9.0pt; font-family: 'Tahoma','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: Tahoma;\" lang=\"EN-GB\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThank you for looking at our listing, below are a few points to consider before making a purchase:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- All records we sell are Brand New - pre-orders will normally come sealed but if you are purchasing in stock items, please note the copy may have been unsealed for display in the shop. Please email straight after purchase to enquire if this is of importance to you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Orders won't ship until all items are released, so keep this in mind when purchasing multiple pre-orders or a mix of in stock and pre-order items.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- The 'Product' page will show the most up to date info we have with regards to the item and its release date, but this information is subject to change so check in with us if you have any questions.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- We unfortunately don't offer tax\/vat outside of the UK via the website so please keep in mind that when the items arrives in your country you may be liable to pay a further charge before delivery. (all UK orders the price you see is the price you will pay). Please also note that we are unable to adjust the declared value on items sold internationally.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"LARD","offers":[{"title":"Indies Exclusive Green Double Vinyl LP","offer_id":55662819901816,"sku":"VIRUS84LPX","price":34.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Double Vinyl LP","offer_id":55662819934584,"sku":"VIRUS84LP","price":32.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"CD Album","offer_id":55662819967352,"sku":"VIRUS84CD","price":13.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0348\/2704\/2955\/files\/unnamed_a3a124c2-d874-4c6e-8ae1-1fcb04de3697.jpg?v=1789552513","url":"https:\/\/www.crashrecords.co.uk\/products\/lard-last-temptation-of-reid-pre-order","provider":"Crash Records","version":"1.0","type":"link"}